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Week In Review: September 25, 2022

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September 25, 2022

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Very Important Man One Of The Main Guys Where He Works

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Dying Polar Bear Has To Admit Owning A Private Jet Would Be Fucking Sick

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Airbnb Owner Outbid On House By Family That Just Going To Use It As A Home

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MTA Announces Train Delayed Due To The Beautiful Randomness Of Life

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Meghan Markle Enters 10th Day Of Unshakably Great Mood

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Reverend Delays Queen’s Funeral Few More Minutes To See If Even One Person Shows Up

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Martha’s Vineyard Residents React To DeSantis Flying Migrants To Island

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Grizzled Old Man Caught Off Guard Hasn’t Heard That Name In A Long Time

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Scientists Announce Earth’s Sewage No Longer Drinkable

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Airbnb Owners Explain Why They Oppose Regulations

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Shoplifter Always Gets Little Adrenaline Rush After Stealing Basic Necessities For Family

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Worm Feels Conflicted About Feasting On Monarch Who Symbolized So Much Oppression

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Far-Right Republican Wondering What He Has To Do To Get Media To Stop Calling Him Moderate

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38-Year-Old Man Still Careful Not To Say Anything Former Middle School Bully Would Disapprove Of

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Study Finds Falling To Knees And Screaming To Sky Remains Best Way Of Forsaking One’s God

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U.S. Landlord General Announces Plans To Fix Constant Flooding Sometime In Next Few Months

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104-Year-Old Man Awarded WWII Medal Just To Be Nice

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More Cities Now Providing Special Disposal Bin For Cursed Artifacts

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Woman Pepper Spraying Assailant Makes Sure To Save Enough For Rest Of Walk Home

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Cackling Garry Kasparov Wins Another Chess Match Against Roomba

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Police Apologize For Tasing Innocent Man They Meant To Shoot

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Mysterious Black Janitor Annoyed To Be Wasting His Folk Wisdom On White Man Asking Crypto Advice

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