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Cloaked Hillary Clinton Beckons Harris To Follow Her Into Woods
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Pressing her finger to the recently defeated candidate’s lips and urging her not to be afraid, a cloaked Hillary Clinton reportedly beckoned Kamala Harris to follow her into the…
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