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Mirena Unveils New Intrauterine Owl To Scare Sperm Away From Eggs
WHIPPANY, NJ—Calling the contraceptive device a novel breakthrough in hormone-free birth control, the IUD brand Mirena unveiled a new intrauterine owl Thursday that perches near a patient’s eggs to scare away sperm. “This…
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