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Taco Bell Announces It’s Plumb Out Of Ideas For New Places To Put Beef
IRVINE, CA—Despite the fast food chain’s self-described dedication to innovation, Taco Bell announced Friday that it was plumb out of ideas for new places to put ground beef. “We’re stumped—we can’t think of…
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