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God Locks Heavenly Gates After Spotting Mormon Missionaries Milling Around Outside
THE HEAVENS—Groaning to Himself as the professionally dressed evangelists rounded the corner, the Lord God Almighty reportedly locked the gates of heaven Tuesday after spotting Mormon missionaries milling around outside. “Maybe if we…
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GREENVILLE, NC—Telling viewers of his latest charitable video to prepare themselves for his “most epic challenge yet,” 25-year-old influencer Jimmy “MrBeast” Donaldson announced Friday that he had resurrected everyone buried…
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