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Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts
WASHINGTON—Hampering the chief justice’s efforts to swear him in for a second term, President-elect Donald Trump autographed the inaugural Bible before handing it back to John Roberts, sources confirmed Monday. “There you go—all…
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