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Trump Avoids Answering Hard Questions By Pretending He Shot In Ear Again
PHILADELPHIA—Deflecting moderators’ efforts to pin down his policy positions during Tuesday’s presidential debate, Donald Trump reportedly avoided difficult questions throughout the evening by pretending he had just taken another bullet to the ear.…
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Trump Tries To Rattle Harris By Turning Eyelids Inside Out
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