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Haunted House Guests Escorted Into VIP Section Where They Can Touch The Performers
SEATTLE—Behind a cobweb-covered red velvet curtain that opened to reveal a secret chamber where frightful delights were lurking, premium guests of the Nightmare Asylum haunted house were allowed access to a VIP section…
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