Vol 57: Issue 1

News, News In Brief

Betsy DeVos Apologizes For Ever Being Complicit With Something As Toxic As Public Education
Politics

House Democrats Move To Impeach Biden To Prove They’d Comply If Situation Were Reversed
Infographic, News

How To Make New Year’s Resolutions In A Pandemic
Politics

Scrambling Democrats Rush To Begin Impeachment Hearings By April
News, News In Brief

Department Of Agriculture Warns Of 37% Decline In Soybean Yield Following Stillborn Birth Of Albino Calf
News, News In Brief

Pro-Trump Rioter Trying To Figure Out What To Do With Looted Devin Nunes
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Eerily Silent Charmin Twitter Account Apparently Condones Attack On Capitol
News, News In Brief

‘I’ve Been Selfish And Arrogant, And I Apologize,’ Says Content, Mentally Healthy Trump Minutes After Social Media Ban
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‘This Apology Is Bullshit And I Am Lying To You,’ Says GOP Senator To Widespread Media Praise
News, News In Brief

Josh Hawley Condemns Pro-Trump Rioters For Upstaging His Own Theatrics
News, News In Brief

Democrats Declare Nation Has Given Them Clear Mandate To Squander
News, News In Photos

43 Deaths Linked To Novelty Inflatable Heart Implant
News, News In Brief

North Korea Holds Quiet, Low-Key Nuclear Test Just For Self
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Nation’s Most Insane-Looking Lawyers Enthusiastically Volunteer Services To Trump Rioters
News, News In Brief

Trump Supporter Excited To Finally Disengage With Politics After Government Overthrow Finished
Entertainment

Nation Tells Drake They’ll Get Around To Looking At His New Haircut When Things Less Hectic
News, News In Photos

D.C. Police Lose Control Of Rioting Trump Supporters After Hundreds Of Officers Called Away To Deal With Black Jaywalker

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