Vol 56: Issue 2

Sports

Conor McGregor Credits Excellent Pre-Fight Shape To Routine Of Hurling Heavy Objects In Public Spaces
American Voices, Opinion

Grindr, Tinder Sharing User Data With Third Party
Local

Man Assumed Being Heartless, Egotistical Maniac Would Have Made Him Richer By Now
Politics

Underwear-Clad Senators Line Up Before Congressional Doctor To Make Sure They Physically Fit For Impeachment
American Voices, Opinion

Senators Sworn In As Impeachment Trial Begins
Politics

Republican Senators Maintain They’ll Weigh All Evidence Before Carrying Trump Out On Shoulders
OGN

Impressive ‘Super Smash Brothers’ Purist Only Plays Original SNES Or NES Game Each Character From
Infographic, News

History Of The U.S. Census
Sports

NCAA Determines Becoming A Bengal Punishment Enough For Joe Burrow Taking Cash From Odell Beckham
News, News In Brief

Tampax Unveils New Find My Tampon App For When One Really Gets Lodged Up There
Entertainment, Magazine

Oprah: Turns Out You Can Still Put A Photo Of Her On Your Magazine Cover Even If You Didn’t Land An Interview
Politics

CNN Reveals Bernie Sanders Running For President Of Country With History Of Sexism
Politics

Stephen Miller Hurt At Being Passed Over For Job Stalking Female Ambassador
American Voices, Opinion

2019 Second-Hottest Year On Record
News, News In Photos

Jeff Bezos Donates $690,000 Directly Into Australian Fire
Politics

CNN Audio Analysis Reveals Biden Caught On Wet Mic While Chewing On Own Microphone
American Voices, Opinion

Study Estimates Half Of U.S. Adults Will Be Obese By 2030

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