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Senators Sworn In As Impeachment Trial Begins

Chief Justice John Roberts swore in all one hundred senators for President Trump’s impeachment trial Thursday, requiring them to swear to do “impartial justice” in the third such proceedings in American history. What do you think?

Nate Dickson

“Impartial? That’s kind of tipping the scales, don’t you think?”

Nate Dickson

Harold Mill

“It’s a rare moment when all 100 senators, regardless of party loyalties, can put aside partisanship and agree to the same oath.”

Harold Mill

Kaitlan Lee

“And so begins the greatest chapter or footnote in our nation’s history.”

Kaitlan Lee




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