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Study Estimates Half Of U.S. Adults Will Be Obese By 2030

Nearly half of U.S. adults will be obese by 2030 and one-fourth will be severely so, according to a new study by the JPF Foundation based on a decades-long federal study. What do you think?

Thomas Bishop • Aquarium Washer

“Even though we’ve been throwing out poor kids’ school lunches?”

Thomas Bishop • Aquarium Washer

Rhea Wright • Tractor Curator

“I hope it’s evenly distributed and not all on one coast, otherwise we might tip.”

Rhea Wright • Tractor Curator

Andrew Hume • Contract Performer

“Jesus Christ, I know—I know! I’m trying, okay?”

Andrew Hume • Contract Performer




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