Vol 54: Issue 3

Sports

87% Of Eagles Home Crowd Listening To NFC Championship On Car Radio After Getting Thrown Out Of Stadium
Sports

Philadelphia Eagles Fan Praying His Car Reduced To Burnt-Out Shell Come Monday Morning
Sports

Blake Bortles Out To Prove He's Worth Franchise-Crippling Contract
Sports

Fired-Up Patriots Ready To Give Full 60, Maybe 70% Against Jacksonville
Entertainment

Looking Back On The Worst 365 Days Of Donald Trump's Presidency
Politics

12% Of Federal Government That’s Currently Functioning To Shut Down
American Voices, Opinion

Apple Plans To Create 20,000 New Jobs, Build New Campus
News, News In Brief

Study Reveals Lobsters Feel Pain And Get Off On It Like The Kinky Little Perverts They Are
Local

Report: Friend Doing Sober January Must Have Really Fucked Shit Up Over Holidays
Sports

USA Gymnastics Confident They Have Plan In Place For Next Time Doctor Sexually Assaults 150 Children
American Voices, Opinion

Michigan Restaurant Selling $180 Tacos
Politics

Warrantless Surveillance Bill To Protect Nation By Creating Dozens Of Future Whistleblowers
Politics

Pelosi: ‘We Must Fight Even Harder Against Trump's Authoritarian Impulses Now That We've Voted To Enable Them’
Politics

Senate: ‘Renewed FISA Legislation Imperative In Protecting The Few American Freedoms That Will Remain’
Local

Man Wishes Women In Crowded Bar Would Let Him Read Jane Austen Novel In Peace
American Voices, Opinion

North And South Korean Teams To March Together In Winter Olympics
Local

Ophthalmologist Instructs Patient Not To Look At Anything 24 Hours Before Eye Surgery

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