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Apple Plans To Create 20,000 New Jobs, Build New Campus

Partially owing to a recent massive tax break, tech giant Apple will return billions of dollars from tax havens to the United States and create an estimated 20,000 new jobs while investing $30 billion in the U.S. economy. What do you think?

Aaron Silver • Bee Groomer

“All the good done by this tax overhaul almost makes losing my Medicare seem worth it.”

Aaron Silver • Bee Groomer

Emma Schultz • Systems Administrator

“So 20,000 Chinese kids will just be left out in the cold?”

Emma Schultz • Systems Administrator

Keith Daigle • Interior Observer

“It’s nice when an unimaginably powerful company gets what they want.”

Keith Daigle • Interior Observer




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