Vol 49: Issue 18

News, News In Photos

Picasso’s ‘Guernica’ Triples In Value After Being Autographed By The 1994 New York Rangers
Entertainment

The Week In Pictures – Week Of May 6, 2013
Featurette, Local

Tuesday, May 14
Sports

Goalie Glove Brought To Penguins Game
Local

No One In Limo Going To Prom With The One They Wanted
Sports

Superstitious Baseball Player Always Steps Into Batter’s Box Before Swinging At Pitches
Entertainment

Lindsey Buckingham Asks For More Screaming At Stevie Nicks In Monitor
American Voices, Opinion

First Woman Added To FBI’s 'Most Wanted Terrorists' List
Infographic, News

2013 NRA Convention Schedule Of Events
Entertainment, Magazine

The Comeback Kid
Sports

Cavaliers Impressed With Mike Brown’s Willingness To Coach Cavaliers
Entertainment

Magazine Runs Article About Louis C.K.
Sports

Guide To Tim Tebow's Future
American Voices, Opinion

First American Colonists Engaged In Cannibalism
Featurette, Local

Saturday, May 11
Dispatch, News

Rescue Chip Sent In To Save Broken Tostito Submerged In 7-Layer Dip
Local

Dad Busy Throwing Seeds Or Something On Lawn

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