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The Week In Pictures – Week Of May 6, 2013

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Secretary Of Interior Takes Presidential Oath Of Office
Secretary Of Interior Takes Presidential Oath Of Office
’Fuck You,’ Obama Says In Hilarious Correspondents’ Dinner Speech
’Fuck You,’ Obama Says In Hilarious Correspondents’ Dinner Speech
74 Normal Photos And 2 Kinda Weird Ones
74 Normal Photos And 2 Kinda Weird Ones
Dzhokar Tsarnaev Finally Moves Off Campus
Dzhokar Tsarnaev Finally Moves Off Campus
Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year
Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year
New Study Finds Nothing That Will Actually Convince You To Change Your Lifestyle So Just Forget It
New Study Finds Nothing That Will Actually Convince You To Change Your Lifestyle So Just Forget It
’Loud, Desperate Need For Approval’ Leads Tony Nominations
’Loud, Desperate Need For Approval’ Leads Tony Nominations
Area Woman Has No Idea She Will Hate Jennifer Lawrence 7 Years From Now
Area Woman Has No Idea She Will Hate Jennifer Lawrence 7 Years From Now
Parents Seize Creative Control Of 3rd-Grade Art Project
Parents Seize Creative Control Of 3rd-Grade Art Project
Applebee’s Introduces New 50 Appetizers For $250 Special
Applebee’s Introduces New 50 Appetizers For $250 Special
SPONSORED: Today’s Ku Klux Klan: Back On Top And Ready For The Future
SPONSORED: Today’s Ku Klux Klan: Back On Top And Ready For The Future
Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave
Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave
Proud Boston Market CEO Announces Food Hasn’t Been This Gross In Years
Proud Boston Market CEO Announces Food Hasn’t Been This Gross In Years
Government-Issued PSA Urging Teens To Fuck Their Brains Out
Government-Issued PSA Urging Teens To Fuck Their Brains Out
Obama Explains How They Get All Those Cars On The Back Of One Of Those Trucks
Obama Explains How They Get All Those Cars On The Back Of One Of Those Trucks

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