Vol 43: Issue 52

Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

Formerly Evil Wrestler Realizes Error Of His Ways
Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

Sports Fan Thinks He May Have Torn Rotator Cuff
Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

Baseball Imposes Tough New 'Three-Strikes-You're-Out' Rule
Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

George Foreman Grill Retires To Promote Own Grill
Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

Don King Enjoys Grandilomentitudinous Sandwich
Sports

On NASCAR Suddenly Declining In Popularity
Sports

On Randy Moss And Terrell Owens Behaving Themselves So Far This Season
Sports

All-Time Greatest Upsets
Sports

One Dead, Hundreds Injured As Chicagoans Attempt To Run
Sports

On The Mets’ Historic Late-Season Collapse
Sports

Over-Optimistic NFL Doctor Says Injured Bills Player Kevin Everett Will Fly Out Of Hospital
Sports

On The PGA's Tough New Banned-Substance Policy
Sports

Espionage In Sports
Sports

On The Patriots Spying Scandal
Sports

Monday Night Football Cameraman Finds Joe Theismann In Stands
Sports

Michigan Drops To Division III In Polls Following Second Loss
Sports

1985 Photo Reveals ESPN's John Clayton Was 6' 6" 275-Pound Bears Lineman

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