On The Patriots Spying Scandal


“At least Belichick apologized. Do you know what that means coming from Satan himself?”

“And they would have gotten away with it, too, if they hadn’t kept knocking Mangini’s hat off with the boom mike.”

“Using your spying tricks on someone who’s seen them before? Clearly, the Patriots are geniuses.”




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