“Damn it, I was hoping they would get all juiced up and then putt for 365 yards.
“Nice knowing ya, Stuart Appleby.”
“Let’s hope they don’t ban ALL substances. For example, you need water to survive.”
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“Damn it, I was hoping they would get all juiced up and then putt for 365 yards.
“Nice knowing ya, Stuart Appleby.”
“Let’s hope they don’t ban ALL substances. For example, you need water to survive.”
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