Woman Wonders Whatever Happened To Those Rainforests She Gave $5 To Save That One Time

NORTHGATE, CO–Audra Smoller, 39, who donated $5 to the Save The Rainforests organization in 1997, was struck with curiosity Monday about the fate of her arboreal beneficiaries. “I wonder how those forests wound up making out with my five bucks,” Smoller said. “I guess they were saved, because I never read anything in the paper about them getting cut down.” Smoller added that, should another ecological crisis arise, concerned parties should not hesitate to approach her for assistance.