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Unexplained Metal Monolith Discovered In Utah

The Bureau of Land Management is investigating after a helicopter crew in Utah stumbled upon a shiny metallic monolith standing roughly 10 feet tall in a remote area of the state, which they believe may be an illegal art installation. What do you think?

Patty Stoneham • Glass Grinder

“Let’s just appreciate it for the ominous slab of metal it is instead of looking f

Patty Stoneham • Glass Grinder

Ricardo West • Tea Enthusiast

“All shitty art leaves viewers with more questions than answers.”

Ricardo West • Tea Enthusiast

Craig Minsal • Unemployed

“Not all aliens want to visit the big cities.”

Craig Minsal • Unemployed




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