Vol 56: Issue 47

Local

Alternate Price Of Book In Canadian Dollars Gives Man Little Window Into What Life Would Be Like If He Were Canadian
News, News In Brief

Annoying Coworker Keeps Sending After-Hours Emails That He's Trapped In Office Elevator
News, News In Brief

South Dakota Unveils New ‘Come Die Here’ Tourism Campaign
News, News In Brief

Introduction Of Giancarlo Esposito Suggests Main Character Now Totally Fucked
News, News In Brief

Satan Offering Black Friday Deal To Trade Only 50% Of Soul For Lifetime Of Riches
Cartoons, Opinion

Here We Come A -Wassaulting
Local

Pervert Gets 10 Yards Taken Off Of His Restraining Order For Good Behavior
Local

‘Addison, Say Hi!’ Announce Nation’s Aunts Momentarily Pointing Webcam On Surly 13-Year-Old Cousin
News, News In Brief

Nation’s Relatives Call For Little Zoom Tour Of Your Apartment
News, News In Brief

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
News, News In Brief

Nation Even More Unsure Than Usual Whether To Hug Cousin
American Voices, Opinion

Americans Celebrate Thanksgiving
News, News In Brief

Parents Allow Excited Children To Tear Open One Turkey For Thanksgiving Eve
American Voices, Opinion

Unexplained Metal Monolith Discovered In Utah
News, News In Brief

Biden Receives First Box Of Wadded-Up Napkins And Receipts Comprising Trump Intelligence Briefing
Local

Brief Viewing Of BET Ushers Caucasian Into Alternate World Of African American Advertisements
Sports

Tommy Tuberville Slammed For Using Free Car, Auburn Cheerleaders To Recruit 5-Star Senate Intern

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