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Trump Tells Pentagon To Plan ‘Military Parade’

The Pentagon is reviewing potential dates for a military parade after being asked by President Trump to plan an event similar to one he witnessed in France. What do you think?

Quincy Sanderson • Unemployed

“What kind of country would we be if we couldn’t drop everything to compensate for our leader’s raging insecurities?”

Quincy Sanderson • Unemployed

Cynthia Stiles • Volunteer Amanuensis

“I hope the president invites his old service buddies to watch with him.”

Cynthia Stiles • Volunteer Amanuensis

Stephen Revord • Pants Pleater

“Glad to finally have someone in the White House who I’d be proud to call my supreme leader.”

Stephen Revord • Pants Pleater