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Vatican Tightens Nocturnal Emissions Standards
Vatican Tightens Nocturnal Emissions Standards
Priest Shortage Forces Vatican To Hire Temps To Deliver Sacred Rites
Priest Shortage Forces Vatican To Hire Temps To Deliver Sacred Rites
Pope Vows To Crack Down On Crime In Vatican City Slum
Pope Vows To Crack Down On Crime In Vatican City Slum
Pope Returns To Vatican With Comprehensive Plan To Blow Up United States
Pope Returns To Vatican With Comprehensive Plan To Blow Up United States
Vatican Canonizes John Paul II As Patron Saint Of Ignoring Problem Until You Die
Vatican Canonizes John Paul II As Patron Saint Of Ignoring Problem Until You Die
Shroud Of Turin Accidentally Washed With Red Shirt
Shroud Of Turin Accidentally Washed With Red Shirt
Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Levels
Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Levels
Muslims To Boycott All Pope Merchandise
Muslims To Boycott All Pope Merchandise
Panicked, Sweat-Covered Pope Reverses Longstanding Ban On Abortion
Panicked, Sweat-Covered Pope Reverses Longstanding Ban On Abortion
Pope To Ease Up On Jesus Talk
Pope To Ease Up On Jesus Talk

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