Investigators at the Centers for Disease Control have identified a new strain of gonorrhea that is resistant to the effects of most antibiotics. What do you think?
“If only those goddamn bioethicists would quit meddling with my gonorrhea-resistant human research.”
Allison Stratton • Biologist
“Hey, ladies, no worries here. My gonorrhea is still 100 percent treatable by cephalosporins. So what do you say, mamacita?”
Jason Bayley • Systems Analyst
“Suddenly I don’t really want to get gonorrhea anymore.”
Mike Di’Anno • Unemployed
