The Onion's 2008 In Review: Entertainment

This year, tabloid mainstays like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were largely out of the limelight. What do you think?


“That is because the world had bigger things to deal with, like Miley Cyrus, and another Angelina Jolie baby.”

Arvid Bell • Insurance Salesman

“I’m glad the media finally heeded those poor girls’ repeated pleas for privacy.”

Gene Edmonds • Unemployed

“I was hugely surprised by this, especially because we found out this year that Lindsay is a giant lesbian. Who doesn’t like a cover story about a giant lesbian?”

Kate Billey • Visiting Nurse