Vol 56: Issue 45

Local

Man Who Laid It On Thick About Quitting Job Not Such Hot Shit During Pandemic
Sports

Parents Cheer As 8-Year-Old Son Chokes Out Opponent In UFC Jr. League Match
Politics

What Trump Hopes To Accomplish Before Leaving The White House
Politics

Pence Creates Exploratory Committee To Find More Charismatic Candidate To Attach Self To In 2024
American Voices, Opinion

Global Measles Cases Reach 23-Year High
News, News In Brief

Rising Coronavirus Cases Force Chicago To Set Up Temporary Bars In Hospitals
News, News In Photos

Panicking Chicagoans Stuff Pockets With As Much Giardiniera As Possible Ahead Of Stay-At-Home Order
Entertainment

Fans Concerned After Oprah’s Favorite Things List Just 6-Pack Of Miller Lite
News, News In Photos

Teary-Eyed Trump Finally Accepts Election Defeat After Watching Slideshow Of Presidency Set To Vitamin C’s ‘Graduation (Friends Forever)’
Sports

N.Y. Jets Sued For Millions After Using Unlicensed Cheering Sounds From Other Teams
Local

Heroin Destroys Promising Young Spoon
Entertainment

Michelle Obama Fuming After Barack Also Titles New Memoir ‘Becoming’
News, News In Brief

Irresponsible Neighbor Having Ton Of People Over During Pandemic
American Voices, Opinion

Failed Art Restoration Draws Calls For Stricter Oversight
OGN

The Must-Have Xbox Series X Launch Titles
American Voices, Opinion

Britney Spears Loses Bid To Remove Father As Conservator
News, News In Brief

‘So, Do You Play?’ Asks Girlfriend’s Little Brother, Gesturing Grandly To Ping-Pong Table

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