Vol 56: Issue 26

Entertainment

The Onion’s Independence Day Fireworks Spectacular
Local

Man Doing Whippet While Setting Off M-80 In Woods Behind Hardee’s Takes Moment To Reflect On How Promise Of Freedom Yet Unfulfilled
Local

Police Department Celebrates Fourth Of July By Using Fireworks For Crowd Control
Infographic, News

Sleep: Myth Vs. Fact
OGN

Does Anyone Want To Play A Few Rounds Of Command & Conquer: Red Alert Against Us?
Local

‘Yeah, We Could Invite Friends Over And Call It A Supper Club!’ Says Couple Unknowingly Brainstorming End Of Own Relationship
News, News In Photos

Lit-Up Empire State Building Covered In Thick Layer Of Moths
Entertainment, Magazine

REDACTED: We Tried To Publish A Bunch Of State Secrets And It Didn’t Work Out At All
Local

Dad Speaks For First Time In 7 Years To Ask If Anyone Has Seen Tape Measure
Local

Google Alert For Old Classmate Pays Off Big Time With Story Of Double Homicide
News, News In Brief

Study Finds It Would Be Extremely Satisfying To Have Intercourse With An A-List Celebrity
Local

So-Called Vegetarian Always Kills, Devours Chicken Whole Whenever She’s Drunk
OGN

Come On: Someone Just Spray-Painted ‘Gamers Rule’ On The Taj Mahal And, While We Generally Agree, It’s Pretty Messed Up To Deface A Cultural Landmark
Local

Friends Camping Out In Woods Just Happy To Escape The Daily Grind Of Federal Prison
Local

Teenage Boy Fears Girlfriend Will Pressure Him Into Showering Before He Ready
Entertainment

Best Recipe Blogs
Local

Friends Itching To Destroy Man Excitedly Sharing Factoid That Actually Common Knowledge

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