Vol 55: Issue 47

Sports

Kyrie Irving Debuts Signature Shoe Inspired By RFID Chips Government Secretly Implants In Anesthetized Patients
American Voices, Opinion

Israeli Prime Minister Indicted
Entertainment, Magazine

Bruno Mars: In His Own Words, On Our Front Porch, Refusing To Leave
Local

Child Wondering Why Older Brother Only One To Get Funeral
OGN

Yes, Gandhi’s ‘Civilization VI’ Outfit Is Sexy, But It Would Be Seriously Impractical On A Real Battlefield
Politics

‘I Could Spare Some Change,’ Says Man About To Become Buttigieg Campaign’s Top Black Donor
American Voices, Opinion

Lawsuit Claims Burger King Impossible Burgers Contaminated With Meat
Local

Man Checking If Chicken Wings Got Hot Enough In Microwave Like First Responder Searching For Pulse
Local

Veterinarian Wishes Owner Would Just Let Dog Answer One Goddamn Question
Infographic, News

The Worst Snowstorms In U.S. History
Dispatch, News

Plan B Unveils New Line Of Space-Time Wormholes To Prevent Intercourse From Ever Happening
Entertainment

Smiling, Knife-Wielding Marie Kondo Orders Followers To Leave Behind Cluttered Physical Forms
News, News In Brief

Congress Approves $3 Billion In Military Aid For Netanyahu To Defend Self Against Israeli Justice System
Politics

Trump Honors War Criminal With Presidential String Of Human Ears
American Voices, Opinion

Sondland Testifies He Pressured Ukraine Into Biden Investigation
OGN

Gabe Newell Reveals To ‘Half-Life’ Fans That They Are In Hell And He Is Their Devilish Master
Local

Only Person Who Ever Truly Saw World For What It Is Starts Antidepressant Medication

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