Local Man Checking If Chicken Wings Got Hot Enough In Microwave Like First Responder Searching For Pulse Published: November 22, 2019 Advertising Veterinarian Wishes Owner Would Just Let Dog Answer One Goddamn Question Continued on next page Explore Tags Vol 55: Issue 47 Related Coverage New Homeowners Thrilled To Find Pentagram Carved Into Hardwood Floor Under Carpet Actor Informed Producers Decided To Go With A Dog For The Role Man Not Really Articulating Cohesive Reason Why Guy Who Cut Him Off Should Go Fuck Himself