Vol 55: Issue 22

News, News In Brief

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
OGN

New ‘Call Of Duty’ Praised For Depicting Grim, Harrowing Fun That Can Be Had While Killing Civilians
Entertainment

‘Let’s See You Answer These’ Snickers Alex Trebek As He Unveils Invasive Categories About James Holzhauer’s Personal Life
American Voices, Opinion

Trump Says Russia Helped Him Win Election
News, News In Photos

Defensive Laura Ingraham Challenges Critics To Try Making List Of Prominent Conservatives Without Including Few White Supremacists
News, News In Brief

Old, Wizened Fantasy Character Confirms That The Darkness Is Rising
OGN

Twitch Just Announced They Will Let Users Stream Nude As Long As Everyone Promises Not To Get Aroused Or Do Anything Weird
News, News In Brief

WHO Warns About Resurgence Of Guinea Worm Disease As 150-Ton Parasite Splashes Out Of Sea
American Voices, Opinion

Roy Moore Mulling 2020 Senate Run
Entertainment, Magazine

Let’s Hear It For Caulk!
Infographic, News

How A Crime Scene Investigation Works
Entertainment

‘Rocketman’ Viewers Not Sure Movie Really Needed 45-Minute Princess Diana Death Scene
Entertainment

Tearful Meghan McCain Opens Up About Father’s Dying Wish That She Be Given Her Own Daytime Talk Show
American Voices, Opinion

McConnell Says He Would Fill Supreme Court Seat In 2020
News, News In Brief

Government Closes Case On UFOs After Determining Sightings Just Routine Psylandorian Patrol Ships
News, News In Brief

Struggling Rainforest Cafe Adds Thousands Of Animatronic Patrons To Restaurants
OGN

‘Fortnite’ Is Having Martin Shkreli Hold An In-Game Seminar On How To Jack Up Drug Prices

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