Vol 53: Issue 7

Entertainment

The Academy Awards: Honoring The Greatest Achievement In Shameless Self-Indulgence
News, News In Brief

‘Wall Street Journal’ Reintroduces Nudes After Failed Yearlong Experiment
American Voices, Opinion

Study: Bees Capable Of Complex Learning
Entertainment, Magazine

Can You Still Be Sexy After 50?
Dispatch, News

Child Protective Services Take 80 Million Children Into Custody After Discovering No One In Country Fit To Be Parent
News, News In Brief

Kremlin Agent Not Even Going To Bother Trying To Compromise Trump Staffer Who Will Be Forced To Resign In Few Months
Entertainment

The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks
Sports

Jerry Jones Unveils Plans For Extravagant 100,000-Seat Cowboys Owner’s Box
American Voices, Opinion

Harvard Names Rihanna Humanitarian Of The Year
Politics

Shy Ex-Citigroup Executive Struggling To Fit In With Popular Clique Of Ex–Goldman Sachs Executives At White House
American Voices, Opinion

Trump Rolls Back Transgender Protections
Sports

Key Halftime Adjustments Propel Fourth-Grade Rec Basketball Team To 8-Point Third Quarter
News, News In Brief

Nation’s Schools To Ensure Bullied Transgender Students Hide In Stalls Of Bathrooms Corresponding To Biological Sex
Local

Man Unsure How Fellow Diners Got Impression Appetizer Was Ordered For Table
Politics

Frustrated Russian Officials Struggling To Get Any Policies Through Dysfunctional Trump Administration
Local

Report: Still A Few Seconds Left Where Plane Low Enough To Crash With Everyone Surviving
American Voices, Opinion

2016 Sees Record Number Of Female-Led Films

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