Vol 49: Issue 45

Sports

The Week In Sports – Week Of November 9, 2013
Sports

Onion Sports’ NFL Week 10 Picks
American Voices, Opinion

FDA To Ban All Trans Fats
Local

Woman Always Dreamed Of Opening Her Own Sparsely Attended Dance Studio
Sports

NFL Scout Hoping Player’s Hometown Friend ‘Big Killah’ Won’t Be Liability
Entertainment, Magazine

Neckerchiefs: The Story Of How They Never Became A $2 Billion-A-Year Industry
News, News In Photos

Barbershop Pole Finally Runs Out
Sports

Mobile Quarterback Era Not A Thing
American Voices, Opinion

Lady Gaga To Sing In Outer Space In 2015
Local

Rival Dojo In For Big Surprise At Regionals
Local

High School Elects Gay 45-Year-Old Homecoming King For First Time In School History
Politics

Report: Yasser Arafat Poisoned With Polonium
News, News In Brief

Report: Nation Secretly Hoping Dads Die First
Sports

Highlights Of Sports Victory Parades
Entertainment, Time Killers

Where Do We See Ourselves In 5 Years?
Local

Local Teen Walks In On Family Masturbating
Local

Giant Burrito To Solve All Of Area Man’s Problems For 6 Precious Minutes

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