1908: Chicago Cubs parade is notable for its low fan turnout, the team having already won a World Series title the year before
1946: Following a narrow defeat of the Axis, 13,000 starters for the 82nd Airborne Division proceed down Fifth Avenue in Manhattan before a throng of screaming fans of America
1982: Despite narrowly losing the Super Bowl to the San Francisco 49ers, the Cincinnati Bengals decide to go through with their parade celebration, because why the hell not
1991: Following his PGA Championship victory, an inebriated John Daly embarks on an impromptu parade celebration from the parking lot of Scully’s Tavern to the glass storefront of a nearby Walgreens
1994: Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones informs Jimmy Johnson he is fired
1996: Every player on the NBA Championship–winning Chicago Bulls has an unlit cigar in his mouth and looks super badass
2001: Patriots quarterback Tom Brady spends entirety of parade with both hands on head, shaking it out of disbelief in slow-motion
2003: The budget-conscious Florida Marlins spend a couple of hours waving from a rental van circling downtown Miami
2007: The Super Bowl–winning New York Giants roll through the streets of Manhattan to the jubilant cheers of millions of fans from New Jersey
2009: The Pittsburgh Penguins are forced to reroute their Stanley Cup parade in order to search for a concussed and aloof Sidney Crosby
2011: The Dallas Mavericks are greeted by wild celebrations from roughly 300 million people during a cross-country victory parade after beating the Miami Heat in the NBA Finals
2014: Only 143 Brazilians are trampled to death in Rio de Janeiro during post–World Cup victory celebrations
