Vol 49: Issue 12

News, News In Photos

Bengal Tigers’ Habitat Down To Studio Apartment In Jaipur, India
Sports

Charlotte Bobcats Get Lost While Driving To Basket
Local

Area Lady's Gentleman Caller Under Employ Of Jiffy Lube
Local

What Should Have Been Waffles Eaten For Breakfast
American Voices, Opinion

Universe Older, Wider Than Previously Thought
Sports

Thrilling Duke-Albany Game Ends With Last-Second Buzzer
Dispatch, News

Supreme Court's Sidekick Kid Justice Killed By Mad Genius Dr. Contempto
News, News In Photos

End Of Soup Season Can’t Come Soon Enough For Oft-Burned Tongue
Local

Old Refrigerator Unable To Control When It Releases Water Anymore
Entertainment, Magazine

Is That Your Tea Kettle Going Off, Or Are You Being Transported Back To A Gentler Time When Women Were Fair And The Riverboat Was King?
American Voices, Opinion

Ian McKellen Officiating Patrick Stewart’s Wedding
Politics

Palestinians, Israelis Come Together To Mock Obama's Hopelessly Naive Speech
News, News In Brief

YouTube Reaches 1 Trillion Racist Comments
Dispatch, News

Epic Saga Of Employee's Ineptitude Passed Down Through Generations Of Coworkers
American Voices, Opinion

Militants Fire Rockets Into Israel During Obama Visit
Sports

Tiger Woods, Lindsey Vonn Announce They're Just Ordinary Couple Into Depraved Sexual Acts
Sports

2013 NCAA Teams To Watch

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