Vol 48: Issue 33

News, News In Photos

Putin Learns Putin Behind Plot to Assassinate Putin
Entertainment

The Week In Pictures
Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

Dream About Walking Around With No Pants In Supermarket Finally Comes True
News, News In Photos

Nation's Women Not As Crazy About Bryan Gosling
Politics

Slideshow: The Vice Presidency
Sports

Terrell Owens Having Trouble Deciding Which Seahawks Quarterback To Undermine
Entertainment

Breaking Bad
News, News In Brief

Croatian Prime Minister Currently Stuck Under Pile Of Turnips
Entertainment

Torrent Time
News, News In Photos

Full Unsliced Lemon Makes Glass Of Water Particularly Refreshing
Dispatch, News

Woman Has Bizarre Ability To Share Details About Personal Life With Parents
News, News In Brief

Popeye's Home Boiglerized
American Voices, Opinion

Pussy Riot Convicted
Entertainment, Magazine

Ramming Your Car Through A U.S. Military Checkpoint And 9 Other Funky First Date Ideas
News, News In Photos

Arianna Huffington Has Webcam Implanted In Forehead
American Voices, Opinion

Mutant Butterflies Found Near Fukushima
Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

Convenience Of E-Mail Takes Up 30 Percent Of Area Man's Work Day

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