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Slideshow: The Vice Presidency

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Ryan Begins Attacking Romney’s Record As Massachusetts Governor
Ryan Begins Attacking Romney’s Record As Massachusetts Governor
Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan To Awkwardly Hug, High Five For Next Three Months
Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan To Awkwardly Hug, High Five For Next Three Months
Focus: Who Is Paul Ryan?
Focus: Who Is Paul Ryan?
Your Republican Friend To Explain Why Paul Ryan Is Great Choice
Your Republican Friend To Explain Why Paul Ryan Is Great Choice
Joe Biden Introduces Trio Of Sexy Bodyguards
Joe Biden Introduces Trio Of Sexy Bodyguards
Biden Unveils New Health Initiative To Make U.S. Women Hotter
Biden Unveils New Health Initiative To Make U.S. Women Hotter
Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
Biden Receives Lifetime Ban From Dave & Buster’s
Biden Receives Lifetime Ban From Dave & Buster’s
Cheney Regrets Buying Bush Laser Pointer
Cheney Regrets Buying Bush Laser Pointer
Cheney Dunk Tank Raises $800 Billion For Nation
Cheney Dunk Tank Raises $800 Billion For Nation
New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience Love
New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience Love
Cheney Offspring Bursts From Bush’s Chest
Cheney Offspring Bursts From Bush’s Chest
Gore Reprimanded For Failure To Look Busy
Gore Reprimanded For Failure To Look Busy
Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet
Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet
Gore Upset That Clinton Doesn’t Call Anymore
Gore Upset That Clinton Doesn’t Call Anymore
Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts
Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts

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