Vol 44: Issue 43

Politics

Obama Advertising In Video Games
Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

Depressed Carpet Cleaner Turns Vacuum On Himself
Lawyers Charge Too Much
Politics

Powerful Special Interest Group Momentarily Blanks On Agenda
Entertainment

The Week In Review
Local

Bailiff Can’t Help Wondering What Life Would Be Like On Other Side Of Judge
News, News In Brief

Area Boy Enters Jumping-And-Touching-Tops-Of-Doorways Phase
Entertainment, Horoscopes

Your Horoscope
Politics

Powell Endorses Obama
Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

Economic Crisis Traced To Bounced Check For $16
Cartoons, Opinion

Editorial Cartoon – October 20, 2008
Dispatch, News

Plastic Surgeon General Warns Of Small Breasts Epidemic
Local

Man's Alcoholism Getting A Little Out Of Hand
Entertainment

Starr Asks Fans Not To Write

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