Vol 44: Issue 19

Local

30 Years Of Man's Life Disappear In Mysterious 'Kansas Rectangle'
Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

Rubik's Cube Solved With Hammer
Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

Christian Slater Dropped From List Of Names To Drop
Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

India's Top Physicists Develop Plan To Get The Hell Out Of India
Entertainment

Michel Gondry With Box
Entertainment

Michel Gondry Entertained For Days By New Cardboard Box
Politics

Cheney Adds Rare '64 Kuwait To Oil Cellar
Entertainment, Magazine

Natural Childbirth: How Morally Superior Does It Make You?
American Voices, Opinion

Earliest American Scat Found
Entertainment

Hollywood's Slicked-Backed-Hair Men
Sports

Nationals Book It After Foul Ball Accidentally Smashes Capitol Rotunda
Sports

On Rumors That Kentucky Derby Horses Were Dosed With Steroids:
Sports, Strongside/Weakside

Barry Zito
Sports

New NFL Rule Will Force Players To Have One Of Three Appropriate Haircuts
Politics

Number Of Acceptable Things Candidates Can Say Now Down To Four
American Voices, Opinion

Peanut Allergies May Be Cured
Sports

Report: Olympics Mathematically Likely To Happen This Year

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