Sara Gilbert Crush Finally Starting To Subside

STEVENS POINT, WI—Area accountant James Perloff’s crush on actress Sara Gilbert, best known for her portrayal of sarcastic teenager Darlene Conner on the sitcom Roseanne, has finally started to wane, the 30-year-old reported Monday. “I saw [Gilbert] on a talk show yesterday and my heart barely fluttered. When I was in high school, if Darlene walked on screen, my chest would absolutely pound,” Perloff said. “Maybe I’ve turned a corner on this thing.” Perloff said he first detected the waning of his crush when he neglected to see Riding In Cars With Boys in the theater.