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Peruvians' Mysterious Illness

Nearly 150 Peruvians claim that they have been made ill by a meteor that crashed in Carangas a week ago. What do you think?

Doug Ng • Systems Analyst

“That’s what they get for licking a meteor.”

Doug Ng • Systems Analyst

Randi Sandoval • Numerologist

“It’s possible given the amount of dust it kicked up when it struck earth. But don’t get me wrong, my money is still on aliens.”

Randi Sandoval • Numerologist

Jared Iommi • Legal Secretary

“If I believed everything 150 Peruvians told me, I’d still be trapped in Robert Redford’s wine cellar. It’s a long story.”

Jared Iommi • Legal Secretary