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Michael Pence

Vice President Of The United States

The documents below are part of a trove of classified files provided to The Onion by an anonymous whistleblower in the White House. All of these documents can be found here.


Vice President Pence’s Invention Ideas


Vice President Pence Discusses A Personal Scandal; Bans Vulgar Words


Vice President Pence Identifies Heretics In Senate; Bans False Idol


Vice President Pence’s Questionnaire For Visitors To His Office


Vice President Pence’s Emails To Pastor


Vice President Pence’s Daily Schedule