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Little-Known Rules Of Golf

All shots required to obey Newton’s laws of motion

While impediments such as twigs, mulch, and leaves may be removed from the ball’s path to the hole, century-old oak trees may not

The PGA mandates that khakis must be no lighter than beige and no darker than sandstone

Any dispute over the lie of the ball must be referred to a council of five country club elders who will deliberate for three moons before announcing their verdict

All clapping on the course must be kept below 1.5dB

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