Caddie: Assistant hired to carry golfers between holes
Divots: Chunks of grass taken out of the fairway during your swing and during the tantrum after your swing
Hazard: Any part of the course that introduces special rules for gameplay such as sand traps, water, or an escaped mental patient heading right for your foursome
Eagle: Common collective term for large birds of prey within the family Accipitridae
Hole-in-one: The strongest argument for never golfing alone
