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Kanye West Says Slavery Was A Choice

In a TMZ interview with the controversial rapper, Kanye West revealed that he believes slavery was a choice, telling his interviewer, “when you hear about slavery for 400 years…for 400 years? That sounds like a choice.” What do you think?

Ogden Moore • Saliva Collector

“I’m confused, didn’t we already decide not to take anything Kanye says seriously 15 years ago?”

Ogden Moore • Saliva Collector

Peter Sampson • Golf Ball Dimpler

“Well, you learn something new every day.”

Peter Sampson • Golf Ball Dimpler

Sasha Gregory • Systems Analyst

“Huh! I wonder why so few people choose to be slaves nowadays.”

Sasha Gregory • Systems Analyst




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