Vol 54: Issue 18

American Voices, Opinion

Bloomberg Pledges $4.5 Million To Meet U.S. Commitment To Paris Accord
News, News In Brief

USPS Unveils New Line Of Commemorative Prince-Inspired Postal Workers
Politics

Mueller Poses As Fox News Host To Coax Rudy Giuliani Into Giving Him Testimony On Trump
Politics

Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term
Politics

New Don Blankenship Campaign Ad Touts Jobs Created In Wake Of Upper Big Branch Mining Disaster
Politics

House Chaplain Delivers Soulful Prayer For God To Save Weak-Ass, Flip-Flopping Speakers Who Wound Up Looking Like Dipshits In Front Of Everyone
Sports

Report: It Unclear If Bar Patron Soccer Fan Or Just Waiting For Someone
Local

Boardroom Begins To Quake As Black-Eyed CEO Announces Vision For Future Of Company
News, News In Brief

Amazon Fires Warehouse Worker Who Took Unauthorized Breath
American Voices, Opinion

Stephen Hawking’s Final Paper Published
Politics

Mysterious Man In Parking Lot Threatens To Harm Rudy Giuliani If He Ever Blabs About Trump’s Legal Payments Again
News, News In Brief

Kroger Recalls 35,000 Pounds Of Ground Beef That May Contain CEO
American Voices, Opinion

Kanye West Says Slavery Was A Choice
News, News In Brief

Girls Scouts Announces They’ll Never Ever Let Gross Fucking Boys In
Sports

White Sox Promotion Puts First 9 Fans At Ballpark In Starting Lineup
Politics

‘I Was The One Who Slept With Stormy Daniels,’ Says Sonny Perdue In Desperate Attempt To Serve As Trump’s Fall Guy
Sports

No Fucking Chance Kid Who Brought Mitt To 400 Level Getting Near Foul Ball

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