Japan Spotted Hovering Over Algeria

ALGIERS, ALGERIA—Japan continued to vex the world Monday, as numerous eyewitnesses saw the exotic and mysterious Pacific Rim country hovering over the mountainous coastal regions of Algeria. “I noticed it up there around noon,” said Ahmed Boumediènne, a farmer whose land lay in the 1,744-mile shadow temporarily cast by the floating archipelago. “The schoolchildren were having a great time waving at it. But, when I came out after lunch, it was gone again. Must have moved on.” Boumediènne added that no one was threatened by Japan’s serene presence. As of press time, the Japanese islands were back in the Pacific Ocean.