Great Lover Also Great At Slinking Out

MANITOU SPRINGS, CO—According to a number of area women, the lovemaking abilities of the handsome and gregarious Ken Millagro are matched only by his ability to quietly slink out the door after a night of passion. “I’ll spare you the details, but Ken was really, really good in the sack,” 35-year-old Heather Yorgrau said Sunday, the morning after meeting Millagro at a friend’s birthday party. “He was also really, really good at getting out of the sack without waking me up. He was absolutely amazing at not tripping over the shoes on the floor, leaving the noisy fan in the bathroom off, and quietly managing the locks on the front door.” Millagro was unable to be found for comment.