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Japan Begins Testing Next-Gen Bullet Train

Japan has begun testing the ALFA-X, a next-generation bullet train with an aerodynamic nose capable of hitting a maximum speed of 248 mph, making it the fastest train of its type in the world. What do you think?

Taliah Parkinson • Cat Sitter

“I guess that sounds fine if yo

Taliah Parkinson • Cat Sitter

Eli Cox • Piggy Bank Designer

“No fair! How come a country that invests in its infrastructure gets to have all the cool infrastructure?!”

Eli Cox • Piggy Bank Designer

Fionn Collins • Paint Mixer

“It’s a shame most of the places I need to go are outside Japan.”

Fionn Collins • Paint Mixer




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