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CVS To Buy Aetna For $69 Billion

CVS Pharmacy has agreed to purchase healthcare giant Aetna for $69 billion, a deal that experts say could transform the healthcare industry by offering inexpensive clinic-based care, but may limit consumer choices. What do you think?

Felicia Kent • Hamlet Comptroller 

“Being denied treatment is about to get much more convenient.” 

Felicia Kent • Hamlet Comptroller 

Samuel Pascius • Salt Inspector

“Honestly, I feel flattered that corporations ever gave me any choices to begin with.”

Samuel Pascius • Salt Inspector

Robert Stamp • Volunteer Magician

“Perfect. I already get all my shampoo at the local Aetna offices anyway.”

Robert Stamp • Volunteer Magician