Vol 53: Issue 49

American Voices, Opinion

Australian Politician Asks Partner To Marry Him During Same-Sex Marriage Debate
News, News In Brief

Bitcoin Plunge Reveals Possible Vulnerabilities In Crazy Imaginary Internet Money
Politics

Panicked Donald Trump Jr. Tries To Cover Up Contact With WikiLeaks By Deleting Firefox Icon From Desktop
Politics

New GOP Tax Plan Requires Welfare Recipients To Apply For Each Individual Piece Of Food
Entertainment

Recording Academy Reminds Aging Musicians To Die Before December 15 To Be Included In 2017 Grammy Tributes
News, News In Photos

Bitcoin On Path To Functioning Just Like Real Currency After Small Concentration Of People Acquire Majority Of It
News, News In Brief

Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment
Sports

New NFL Safety Rule Requires Players To Be Careful
American Voices, Opinion

Woman With Transplanted Uterus Gives Birth For First Time In U.S.
Politics

RNC: ‘We Warned You Gay Marriage Would Be A Slippery Slope Toward Accepting Pedophilia’
Sports

NFL Revokes Roger Goodell’s New Contract After He Fails Physical
Entertainment

Line Of Lizards Winding Out Door Outside National Geographic Casting Office
American Voices, Opinion

Time Magazine Names #MeToo 'Silence Breakers' As Person Of The Year
News, News In Photos

Frustrated Wildfire Spends Hours Stuck In L.A. Traffic
Local

Bel-Air Homeowners Association Issues Fine To Resident With Unapproved Wildfire In Front Yard
Politics

Al Franken: ‘I’m Deeply Sorry For My Hilarious Actions’
Dispatch, News

Report: 83% Of Player Pianos Set Off By Gunfight

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