News, Our Annual Year 2022 Our Annual Year: Best Of June Published: December 13, 2022 Off-Duty Officer Instinctively Reaches To Turn Off Body Cam During Argument With Wife Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate Shifting Police Timeline Now States Uvalde, TX Never Existed 35-Year-Old Unsure Why He Underwhelmed By First-Place Win In Magic: The Gathering Tournament Teachers React To Yet Another School Shooting Economists Recommend Striking Oil Texas Passes Mandatory 24-Hour Waiting Period Before Police Can Engage Active Shooters Americans Explain Why Assault Weapons Must Stay Legal Unsettling PETA Ad Features Sobbing Burger Giving Man Blow Job Heroic Passenger Provides Emergency Beverage Service After Flight Attendant Falls Ill ‘Jeopardy!’ Contestant On Long Winning Streak Only Has Dark Anecdotes Left To Share Grandma Didn’t Exactly Live In 6 Countries Because She Loved To Travel Britney Spears Placed Under Conservatorship Again After Court Determines She’s Having Too Much Fun Kavanaugh, Thomas Champion Creating Better Future For Next Generation Of Rapists Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Throw Beer Bottle At Slut Anti-Abortion Advocate Excitedly Switches Focus To Shaming Young Unwed Mothers Advertising Our Annual Year: Best Of May Continued on next page Related Coverage Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson: ‘We All Have Crazy Ideas About Slavery When We’re Horny’ Hellspawn Annoyed By Sound Of Earth’s Residents Stomping Around Overhead Mother Earth Insists She Doesn’t Want Any Pagan Sacrifices This Equinox