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Week In Review: October 16, 2022

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October 16, 2022

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Progressive Alabama School District Teaches Students That Every Race The Master Race In Own Way

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Promising Journalism Student Already Self-Censoring To Parrot Corporate Talking Points

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Study Finds Over Half Of Blind Americans With Walking Sticks Covert Assassins

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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything

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Billionaire Writes Name On Cup Of Adrenochrome So He Won’t Forget Which One His

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Herschel Walker Campaign Email Cites Urgent Need For Donations To Fund Abortions

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Jordan Peterson Disgusted By Society Celebrating 2,560-Pound Minnesota Pumpkin

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Cop Clearly Only Pulled Over Driver To Reach Monthly Kill Quota

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Considerate Woman Informs Masturbating Stranger His Fly Is Down

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Leaked Documents Reveal CIA Secretly Flooded White Communities With Vegetables

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Best Bios From The Conservatives-Only Online Dating Site ‘The Right Stuff’

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Raytheon Unveils Missile Capable Of Targeting And Scuffing Up Jordans

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Sean Hannity Plays Voicemail From His Dad Calling Him A Piece Of Shit To Demonstrate Healthy Father–Son Relationship

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Manifesto Sounds Stupid Out Loud

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Ron Johnson Shows He’s Tough On Crime By Hanging Bread Thief In Town Square

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Positive Pregnancy Test Immediately Sprouts Robotic Legs, Scans Woman’s Face With Laser

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Reanimated Corpse Of John Lennon Wishes He Could Go Out In Public Without Fans Pointing And Screaming

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Report Finds Russian Hackers Gained Access To Millions Of Metaverse Legs

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Arizonans Explain Why They Are Voting For Kari Lake

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