Amidst a whirlwind of impeachment news, health scares, and scandals, 12 presidential candidates attended the fourth Democratic debate last night, giving viewers one of their last chances to see the breadth of the field before rising requirements force more to drop out. What do you think?
“What’s the point of impeaching the president if we still have to vote for another one?”
Charity Murphy • Cadaver Distributor
“Frankly, I wish it had more substance so I could complain about how dry and uninspiring it was.”
Gregory Sharp • Gutter Sealer
“Don’t they know it’s not polite to discuss politics?”
Rocco Flores • Paperwork Reviewer
