Vol 55: Issue 42

Local

Music Buff Pissed ‘Come Josephine In My Flying Machine’ Left Off Pitchfork’s ‘Best Of The 1910s’ List
American Voices, Opinion

Trump Miami Resort To Host Next Year’s G-7
News, News In Brief

Mark Zuckerberg Announces All Of Facebook’s Future Decisions Will Be Made By The Cube Of Justice
News, News In Brief

New Crest Sweepstakes Offers Chance To Win 10 Million Teeth
Politics

Pete Buttigieg Tries Appealing To Moderate Boomers By Announcing He Doesn’t Agree With His Choice To Be Gay But Respects His Decision
Local

Halloween Pop-Up Store Has Pick Of Every Storefront In Rust Belt Town
American Voices, Opinion

Trump Says Syria Situation ‘Not Our Problem’
Local

Dad Figures Funeral Just As Good A Time As Any To Try Out New Camera Lens
Infographic, News

Arguments For And Against Filming Live Performances
Sports

NFL Game Day Prepper Stockpiles Coolers Of Bud Light, Hundreds Of Pounds Of Grilled Meat In Underground Bunker
American Voices, Opinion

Mark Zuckerberg Delivers Free Speech Manifesto
Local

Aggressive Flagellate Just Going Around Whipping Other Single-Celled Organisms
News, News In Brief

Solemn Jeff Bezos Realizes He Could End Up Like Homeless Man If Just Few Hundred Thousand Things Go Wrong
News, News In Brief

RoseArt Recalls Colored Pencils After Hundreds Of Kids Sucked Into Magical Drawing World
American Voices, Opinion

John Bolton Called Trump Ukraine Deal A ‘Drug Deal’
Politics

Resistance Democrats Cheer Nancy Pelosi After Viral Photo Surfaces Of Her Sitting Quietly And Deferring To Room Of Corporate Lobbyists
Local

Cafe Patron Makes Humiliating Pass Through Lineup Of Empty Milk Carafes

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