The documents below are part of a trove of classified files provided to The Onion by an anonymous whistleblower in the White House. All of these documents can be found here.
EPA Overview Presentation
https://interactives.theonion.com/pdf?src=https://interactives.theonion.com/assets/trumpdocuments/scans/18-Environmental-Protection-Agency/18-EPA_Presentation_SCAN.pdf
Updates From EPA Administrator On Demolition Of His Office
https://interactives.theonion.com/pdf?src=https://interactives.theonion.com/assets/trumpdocuments/scans/18-Environmental-Protection-Agency/18-EPA_Pruitt_Hammer_Memos-All_SCAN.pdf
EPA Warns Of Sentient Superfund Site
https://interactives.theonion.com/pdf?src=https://interactives.theonion.com/assets/trumpdocuments/scans/18-Environmental-Protection-Agency/18-EPA_Superfund_Emails_SCAN.pdf